A Story from a Friend

A good friend of mine read my last post, and decided to write me a story using all of the words. Here ya go:

"Dude. This ratchet hater hipster was literally like HBD ILY 2 ma boo. So I wuz like "literally i cant even. I am so done. This overrated punk bout to twerk on the floor. Swag." So I went to find dat punk ass and i wuz like you's bout to get yo ass beat and he wuz like u mad bro? and i yelled YOLO! then hit him so hard he looked like an emoji. I got home and wrote bout it in ma blog. Hashtag selfie bro" - Kyle Coltrane

My reaction.....