Friday, April 25, 2014

A Story from a Friend

A good friend of mine read my last post, and decided to write me a story using all of the words. Here ya go:

"Dude. This ratchet hater hipster was literally like HBD ILY 2 ma boo. So I wuz like "literally i cant even. I am so done. This overrated punk bout to twerk on the floor. Swag." So I went to find dat punk ass and i wuz like you's bout to get yo ass beat and he wuz like u mad bro? and i yelled YOLO! then hit him so hard he looked like an emoji. I got home and wrote bout it in ma blog. Hashtag selfie bro" - Kyle Coltrane

My reaction.....
 

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Words/Phrases I Hate

In honor of the day after Shakespeare's 450th birthday, I wanted to make a list of all the words and phrases I've come to hate throughout my lifetime. These words usually come from the internet or pop culture and they, unfortunately, have become a part of the average 25 years old's or younger vocabulary. Now yes, you can call me a hypocrite because I have used some of these words before, some of them I may have used today. However, some of these words/phrases I'll use ironically to make fun of the people who use them or I used them at some point in my life but later grew to despise them.

Also, do I think that you're unintelligent or uneducated if you use any of these words/phrases? Of course not!

Anyways, here's the list.

  1. Literally (#1 misused word of all time according to me, screw whatever webster's says)
  2. I can't even (Can't even.... what?)
  3. I am so done (Done with.... what??)
  4. Overrated (Oh you don't like something? So it MUST be overrated.....)
  5. YOLO (duh)
  6. Swag (duh)
  7. Twerk (Miley made me hate this word even more)
  8. Boo (Like dat's mah boo thing)
  9. Dat (Bastardization of That)
  10. u mad bro? (Old, overused, stupid)
  11. ILY (Is that hard to type "I love you"?)
  12. HBD ( Short for happy birthday... Come on man...)
  13. Hater (A word to call the people who are honest with you that you disagree with)
  14. Hipster (Another frequently misused term I think... honestly I'm not even sure what it means anymore)
  15. Ratchet (When used to describe someone)
  16. Hashtag (Okay I do use them, but I've grown to hate the sound of the word)
  17. Selfie (We come up for words for everything....)
  18. Blog (I used this word about 6 or 7 times today to tell people that I've made one, I'm sorry)
  19. Emoji (Again, I use em', but I hate the word)
  20. You's (Northern version of y'all)
NOTE: If I can think of anymore I'll add them later. 

Do you have words that make you cringe when you hear/say them? Post them in the comment section below! 


HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHAKESPEARE!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Opening Post!

WOO HOO! I MADE A BLOG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#%$#!#@#E!@#$!@#$!@#!@#

SERIOUSLY I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE ONE FOR A WHILE!!!!!!!!

SO IT'S TIME TO WRITE SOMETHING RIGHT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Okay okay enough with the caps.....
Anyways, so I bet you're wondering what I'll be writing about on my blog hmmm???
Well.... 
Anything!
Everything!

ALL THE THINGS!!!!
ONCE I know exactly what I'm doing, I WILL start posting more, and I WILL stop emphasizing RANDOM words.

But until then, I bid you dedicated blog readers farewell... 

DEUCES!!